'Are we being audited? GUYS, LOOK BUSY': Well-dressed dude spooks his girlfriend's coworkers, causing a tizzy by looking wildly out-of-place

Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor

Mar 3, 2024 9:00 AM EST

Dressing to impress is the cardinal rule of working your way up the corporate ladder. Although nobody ever admits it, if you overdress for your position, people will automatically assume that you're their superior, so if you're looking for a meritless promotion, that's the way to go. As someone who sports sweatpants and a hoodie for most of the year, I certainly don't have an aura of intimidating professionalism, but the guy in our next story realized how quickly our stylish social stigmas can derail a couple of employees.

This particularly sharp-dressed man showed up at the grocery store to pic up his girlfriend on her lunch break. After strolling through the front doors, he noticed quickly that the employees (his girlfriend's coworkers) began to scatter like roaches under a harsh light. Confused by the scattered chaos and the unnerved looks, the man soon realized that his attire was the reason they were treating him like a pariah.

Scroll for the entire story and the ensuing hilarity that occurred when a man dressed a little too impressively to take his girlfriend out to lunch.

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After this, here's another story of a huge misunderstanding where a college girl saves her parents from a shady contractor by pretending to be their attorney.